#12 Good Parents

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher

Now looking at some of the past decisions Ashton made while married to Demi Moore (ahem, cheating on her) you might say Ashton is not the ideal parent. However, since his his separation from Demi he has really turned his life around. You no longer see him on the clubbing scene (that Demi loves), his career is going strong, and he is now a committed and doting boyfriend to Mila Kunis.

Mila has shown she is a strong, confident woman time and time again. She does not allow anyone to walk all over her and remains one of the few celebrities that keeps a private life and doesn’t get bad press. Mila also has a flourishing career and is beautiful. Can you just imagine how cute her and Ashton’s children would be?!?! They need to finalize his divorce, get married, and start popping out babies ASAP! Hollywood needs their adorable offspring.

#12 Bad Parents
Kelly Osbourne
Oh where to begin. Kelly has been in the tabloids recently for her ‘online feud’ with Lady Gaga. It started because Kelly criticized Gaga for not doing anything about her fans disliking, insulting, and bullying her. I think I missed the memo where a celebrity can somehow control what their fans think and say about other people. This is also extremely hypocritical since Kelly openly mocks celebrities fashion choices and appearance on Fashion Police (as Lady Gaga pointed out!) and completly unprovoked said Christina Aguilera was “turning into the fat bitch she was born to be” when Christina gained weight. Now for someone who claims to be so hurt by bullying because of her past drug use and figure (and would go so far as to assault someone for mocking your boyfriend) you’d think she’d be a little more sensitive and not try to ‘out-bitch’ others. But sadly Kelly wants to reign as the Queen Bitch of celebrities. So between bullying, drug use, and assault charges, I think it’s safe to say this timebomb should not be having children.

#12 Bad Parents

Kelly Osbourne

Oh where to begin. Kelly has been in the tabloids recently for her ‘online feud’ with Lady Gaga. It started because Kelly criticized Gaga for not doing anything about her fans disliking, insulting, and bullying her. I think I missed the memo where a celebrity can somehow control what their fans think and say about other people. This is also extremely hypocritical since Kelly openly mocks celebrities fashion choices and appearance on Fashion Police (as Lady Gaga pointed out!) and completly unprovoked said Christina Aguilera was “turning into the fat bitch she was born to be” when Christina gained weight. Now for someone who claims to be so hurt by bullying because of her past drug use and figure (and would go so far as to assault someone for mocking your boyfriend) you’d think she’d be a little more sensitive and not try to ‘out-bitch’ others. But sadly Kelly wants to reign as the Queen Bitch of celebrities. So between bullying, drug use, and assault charges, I think it’s safe to say this timebomb should not be having children.

#13 Good Parents

Michelle Williams & Jason Segel

Obviously Michelle Williams is already a great mother to Matilda Ledger. They are always together which shows Michelle is a very present mother which is especially important due to her father’s passing. Additionally, Matilda always looks cute, clean, happy, and well taken care of.

Then there is Jason. He is absolutely hilarious, appears to be a great family man, and Matilda clearly really likes him. So he should really just propose to Michelle already and start a family. Those kids would be so cute, funny, and talented. Michelle has starred in many quality films and has received many awards for her performances. Jason stars in mostly comedies that are hysterical and not stupid comedies that leave you wanting to pull your hair out. Therefore, their children’s talent will be diverse making them a hot commodity in Hollywood.

So, Jason. Step up and propose so I can see your adorable children!

#13 Bad Parents

Demi Lovato

Let me start by saying that Demi is young enough to turn this around but where it stands now, I’d be terrified to let her raise a child. In 2011, Demi checked into rehab for bulimia, self-injury, and punching her backup dancer. She later admitted to drinking and drug use as well as being diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Most people claim Demi’s bad decisions are over and she’s getting her life back on track and I would agree that it’s fantastic she is working on overcoming her issues.

However, this year on the X Factor she was unbearably annoying. She’s trying to pull an Xtina and make this show about her. She also released a statement saying she regretted getting so many tattoos so young and then a few months later got her entire arm covered in birds. It seems that everything she does is over-dramatic and is incredibly annoying. I would like to see her go away for 5 years and then we can reassess her. But for now, no children and please no more drama!


#14 Good Parents
Blake Shelton & Miranda Lambert
Ok so who doesn’t want to see the future princes and princesses of country music. These kids would be adorable, hilarious, talented, and fun. Just look at Blake and Miranda’s great qualities:
They epitomize country hotness
Consistently sweep country awards shows
Contribute to good causes
Adopt stray dogs
Stand up to celeb bullies (ahem, Chris Brown)
Go hunting together for Thanksgiving dinner
Have fantastic senses of humor
Understand how to keep a private life private
Why they haven’t had babies yet is beyond me. They really should be made to have kids now. The world needs them.

#14 Good Parents

Blake Shelton & Miranda Lambert

Ok so who doesn’t want to see the future princes and princesses of country music. These kids would be adorable, hilarious, talented, and fun. Just look at Blake and Miranda’s great qualities:

  • They epitomize country hotness
  • Consistently sweep country awards shows
  • Contribute to good causes
  • Adopt stray dogs
  • Stand up to celeb bullies (ahem, Chris Brown)
  • Go hunting together for Thanksgiving dinner
  • Have fantastic senses of humor
  • Understand how to keep a private life private

Why they haven’t had babies yet is beyond me. They really should be made to have kids now. The world needs them.

#14 Bad Parents

Vanessa Hudgens

This one is really sad since she was so sweet and innocent when she shot to fame with High School Musical.Unfortunately, she has turned into quite a trainwreck. At age 19, her first set of nude photos were leaked. Now I’m not quite sure why anyone (especially a celebrity) would be taking nude photos, saving them, and sending them to people, unless you want the world to see your goodies. But what makes this mindboggling is that 4 different sets of nudies were released from 2009-2011. 4! This clearly just says you want everyone to see everything. No one makes the exact same mistake 4 times unless you’re doing it on purpose.

As if her teenage nudity weren’t enough, Vanessa has been sued twice for failing to pay a songwriter and a manager for their services. So I ask you, should a woman who can’t keep her clothes on and can’t pay the people who made her rich and famous be allowed to have children? I think not.

#15 Good Parents

Jessica Alba & Cash Warren

These two should have more children because their two daughters, Honor and Haven, are absolutely adorable! They always look cute, clean, and look like their having fun.

But aside from that Jessica is a fantastic mother. Once she became a mother, she founded The Honest Company to help her family live a toxin-free life. The company sells eco-friendly and non-toxic diapers, baby wipes, bottles, body products, and cleaners. Establishing a company so your daughters can live healthier gets you in the running for mother of the year.

So kudos to you Jessica. Keep expanding your adorable family.

We’re not even a week into 2013 and I’m already sick of hearing about the Kardashian’s and Kim’s pregnancy. People really should have to pass a test before they’re allowed to become parents to prevent these kind of disasters. This got me thinking who in Hollywood should have children and who should be banned. So for January, I’ll count down the top 15 celebs that should start having children or have more, and the top 15 that should never be allowed to reproduce even if they (unforunately) already have. Let the countdown begin!

Coming in at #15 of celebs that should NOT have children is………

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon

First of all I still don’t understand why Nick Cannon is even famous. He doesn’t have talent, a good sense of humor, good looks, style, or appropriate manners.

Then there’s Mariah. She clearly only had those children for publicity. She made her pregnancy a HUGE deal, uses her children as props for photoshoots, and wanted more people around to tell her she’s the most important person in the room their lives the universe. She has repeatedly boasted about her children being born to a taping of her live performance of Fantasy so they could hear the applause and know they will never be as famous as her.

Then just look at this photo. Nick looks like a high school dropout drug dealer and Mariah is far more concerned about her dress and heels then making sure her children are safe on this sketchy dock. Poor kids.

So with that, I would like to wish the best of luck to little Moroccan and Monroe with these two for parents. You’re going to need it.

Apparently Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West’s child. Here are a few reasons why this is awful:
Kim’s family showing just how stupid they are in their tweet reactions
The inevitable excessive amounts of baby bump bikini pics
Khloe’s unavoidable depression since she is still babyless
The raps Kanye will come up with about his child
The tabloid “first photos” release that will make them millions
The magazine covers of Kim getting her pre-baby bod back after she delivers
Yuck. This is all so gross. Be prepared for 9 months worth of annoying, vomit-worthy “headlines.”

Apparently Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West’s child. Here are a few reasons why this is awful:

  • Kim’s family showing just how stupid they are in their tweet reactions
  • The inevitable excessive amounts of baby bump bikini pics
  • Khloe’s unavoidable depression since she is still babyless
  • The raps Kanye will come up with about his child
  • The tabloid “first photos” release that will make them millions
  • The magazine covers of Kim getting her pre-baby bod back after she delivers

Yuck. This is all so gross. Be prepared for 9 months worth of annoying, vomit-worthy “headlines.”

Good lord. Who allowed this? In what universe is this even slightly attractive? When this child sees this photo he/she will be scarred for life. Their only hope is to pray they are as cute as Maxwell and get a better name.